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  No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'

  by wizzstick in

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  in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?

  )- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.

  wow.

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  It doesn't matter was Jesus thinks... Tony the Turd is in charge now...

  
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  S-77 form

  by COLLINS in

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  please i need the latest (s-77) disfellowshipping or disassociation form and the coordinator of the body of elders/secretary change of address (s-29) and also the recommendation for appointment and deletion of elders and ministerial servant (s-62) form.

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  This just new: Thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering (letter)

  by pixel in

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  i just wanna post post this.

  to all congregations.

  re: thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering.

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  Do they still have the dirty thirty arrangement?

  will that now include helping elderly ladies cross the street?
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  Warwitch (warwick) Workers Needed!

  by DwainBowman in

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  but no girls allowed!

  as of january, women won't be accepted as volunteers, at any of the job sites!.

  it has to do with the rooming arrangements.

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  Guys tend to slow down at work when they fall in love with a co-worker. Maybe there's been too much flirting and not enough hammer swinging.
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  Witnesses - Ever Wondered Why You're So Tired After Assemblies/Meetings?

  by The Searcher in

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  recently shared this with me.. they compared the tiredness they felt after attending an assembly and meetings, and noted how much worse it was than actually working and studying hard for hours for their secular employment!

  why were they so exhausted after an assembly/meeting?

  no, it wasn't satan.

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  You guys never had to endure Frederick Franz reading a Spanish outline at less than half the normal speech rate for well over 1 hour and then coming back at the end of the DC to give his final 'snore-fest' closing talk just before the "We Thank You Jay Hoover" song that woke everyone up at the end...

  I did !!!

  I should get a medal...
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  THIS IS JUST CLASSIC

  by Sabin in

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  2016 years text.. hebrews 13:1, let your brotherly love continue.. wtf!

  your thought please.

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  Mass disassociation pact...

  by freemindfade in

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  any takers?

  we can pick a date and pull the plug?

  lol .

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  Annulment of baptism for a minor?

  by Tornintwo in

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  i've seen references to baptism annulment on a few websites, does anyone know if there has ever been a successful annulment of a baptism?.

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  a minor claims they didn't understand a key wtbts teaching prior to baptism, is there any realistic chance of annulment?

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  are there really 8 million jw's?

  by wannaexit in

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  last circuit assembly there was 700+ present and 1 baptized.. recently there was a foreign language assemble of over 500 and 1 baptized.. in the last 5-10 years i haven't been to one assembly where there has been more than a handful baptized.

  at the memorial all i see are the same old faces that have been coming since the flood.. the hall complex i attend has 6 congregation and several groups-there is negative growth.

  when you factor in the demographically aging folk and the many who have already passed away, i don't know where they get the 8 million.. i know that most of the growth is from the developing countries, but still i think they are fudging their numbers.

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  My letter to Bethel about the flood

  by Cornbread in

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  i've decided to go full public with a new username on this forum.

  it's been almost a decade since i've been out and i don't care at this point who knows.

  that being said, here's a letter that i'm mailing to bethel.

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  Here is the Service Department's procedure for mailed-in inquiries:

  1. Receive Letter and determine the main subject matter.
  2. Assign a clueless brother to search the Service Dept database for a pre-written letter on the subject.
  3. Change the name that letter was last addressed to (to Dear Brother Cornbread)
  4. Mail it.

  Your letter will NOT be read carefully and the letter you receive from them will be totally irrelevant. This will be just another exercise in futility.